Albuquerque Is Coming Down Fast!

A little girl with brown, curly hair slowly walks alongside a busy highway. She is crying. She starts to walk into traffic, not knowing where she’s going. All of a sudden a gigantic, psychedelic-painted bus screeches to a halt in front of her. The door opens and Keith is the first to hit the gravel. He grabs the girl in his groovy-striped arms. The girl is trembling. Keith asks her name.

Shirley is the second to get off the bus. She looks at the girl and then tells Keith, “Don’t bother asking her name. She’s blind and deaf.”

Laurie’s the third off the bus and asks, “I wonder if her family lives around here.”

Danny says, “She’s wearing a weird, old dress. She’s probably a hillbilly, or worse.”

Tracey punches him in the arm and says, “She not hillbilly. She scared.”

The cars keep honking behind the bus. Reuben yells from inside the bus, “Hey! We have a show to make and we’re already late!”

Shirley makes a quick decision. “Alright, kids. Bring her on the bus.”

They lead her onto the bus and sit her down. Laurie strokes her head and Tracey gives her a soda pop. A few hours later they enter Albuquerque, New Mexico, where their gig is. They quickly unpack their gear, do sound check and eat a delicious buffet dinner finally hitting the stage. As they sing, “Morning Rider on the Road”, they look down and see that the little girl is dancing to the music, and is staring up and waving at each of them. The girl’s dancing is so infectious that the whole room starts to gyrate with psychedelic fervor.

Afterwards, the little girl walks up to them and says, “Gee, thanks for picking me up. I was blind. I couldn’t see. I was deaf. I couldn’t hear. But as soon as I entered Albuquerque, the Land of Enchantment, it was like I was switched on. I could see and hear everything. And I want to thank you so much. Because now I know how to get home.”

Shirley smiles and says, “Thank you so much. That’s the kindest thing I think I’ve ever heard. When you’re on the road as much as we are, life can be hectic. Concert to concert. Buffet to buffet. But the reason we do it is because of people like you. What’s your name?”

“Helen is my first name Keller is my last name.”

Danny says, “I knew that was an old dress.”

Everyone laughs. 

Tracy

Keith, Laurie, Danny and Christopher wake up early, Sunday morning. Danny’s the first to make it to the living room. Shirley’s in the kitchen just finishing making hot chocolate for all of them. “Good morning! Happy Easter!” “Happy Easter, Mom!” Keith yells. They all come in the to the kitchen to grab their hot cocoa. Then they walk back into the living room and sit down Indian-style on the ground. They close their eyes and start to sing:

We are the Sun

We are the Fun

We are the Jellybeans of God

And today is the day

We are new and improved

La, la, la, la…

We are the Fun

We are the Sun

We are  the chocolate television

Made of Love

Take a bite receive second sight

La, la, la, la…

We are the Sun

We are the Fun

We re-hatched

To be One

Mother Shirley has lit incense and the room is full of warm happiness. There are gigantic Easter baskets bursting with Easter treats. In the middle of them, is an even bigger one, wrapped in orange cellophane. Shirley smiles and says, “Oh, look! The Easter bunny brought me a basket, too.” She walks up to it and rips the cellophane off. Standing in the basket, is an adorable, redheaded girl holding a tambourine. The redheaded girl jumps out of the basket and starts playing the tambourine. All the children jump up and surround her, joining hands. They spin in a circle and start to sing:

The Easter egg Hunt

Is now complete

Because we have a

Little baby sister ,Peep!

They all hug and kiss her. Shirley sits in the corner, tears of honey run down her cheeks. “My family is One now.” And then, there’s a knock on the door. Laurie opens the door and a gigantic pink pig is riding Rueben Kincaid. He looks embarrassed, but the pig is smiling and clapping his hoofs. It is a fantastic Easter!

Chris

A brown-haired, buck-toothed, bug-eyed boy is running around yelling on the front yard. A blonde woman appears at the front door and sweetly asks the brown-haired boy to be quiet. The brown-haired boy keeps making machine gun noises and running in circles. She goes back inside.

But then the brown-haired boy throws a rock through the window. That does it. The blonde-haired woman marches outside and grabs the brown-haired boy by the ear. She drags him through the living room and into the kitchen. She turns on the oven and shoves him inside. She sets the timer and then sits down and has a refreshing glass of ice cold pink lemonade.

Later, she calls her children down for dinner. A brown-haired teenager and his brown-haired sister sit down. On the other side of the table, is a chubby, orange-haired, freckled creature and his orange-haired, freckled sister. They stare at the empty seat where their bug-eyed, brown-haired brother should be seated.

The blonde, beautiful woman smiles at her children and then the oven timer goes off. She turns around, opens up the oven, and pulls out a new child. This one doesn’t have bug eyes, buck teeth or brown hair. The new child has chubby cheeks to pinch, perfect, white chomping teeth and a hairdo of blonde perfection. She sits him down at his seat and says, “Welcome home. We’ve been waiting for you.”

The others ask, “Can you play the drums?”

The blonde child smiles and pulls two drumsticks out. 

We Are All Blind and Deaf to the God Scene

I was lying in bed smiling when my old lady, K is for Kaleidoscope walked in and said, “Did you hear that they found a picture that no one has ever seen, of Helen Keller?”

As soon as her pink tongue finished, I flashed on what Helen Keller represented. We are all Helen Keller. We are all blind, deaf and dumb to the God Scene.

Helen Keller’s guru was Anne Sullivan. God is very patient with us as we bite, kick and scream. God strokes our hair and puts on a white, soft long-sleeve sweatshirt with a yellow smiley-face. Then God picks you up and puts you in a Volkswagen bug. You put the key in and turn the ignition. You start to drive and you instantly rear end a mother and her daughter. You then panic and drive forward, crashing into a light post.

At this point, your guru opens up the door and slides into the passenger seat, putting their hands on your hands, and their feet on your feet. You start to drive again, slowly but Shirley Partridge. As you trust your guru, who wears impossibly with-it gear, you start to drive with more awareness. You can see through the headlights, as if their your eyes. The wheels are your elbows and knees. The stick shift is your spinal column. Flower pedal to the Sunshine metal. Now you’re truckin’ with God.

The funny thing was, Anne Sullivan was an atheist. Helen was a Swedenborgian. And God is a theme park in Anaheim, California.