This is my yoga.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My yoga is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My yoga, without me, is useless.
Without my yoga, I am useless.
I must fire my yoga true.
I must defeat the brown goblin who is trying to kill me.
I must defeat him before he defeats me.
My yoga and I know that what counts in the great brown goblin war
is not the heavy matter scene,
the noise of their confusion,
nor the smoke of their lies.
We know that it is the aim that strikes true.
We will hit…
My yoga is divine, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother and sister.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories,
its sights and its union.
I will keep my yoga clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other.
Before God, I swear this creed.
My yoga and I are the defenders of my inner realm.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is Albuquerque’s and there is no enemy,
UN-YOGA text and art new & improved by The Partridge in the Pear Tree & Whale Song Partridge 1972
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