The Partridge Family Temple is as American as apple pie. And that pie was made from the same apple that the serpent told Eve to offer her old man Adam.
“If you’re going to make an apple pie, you better choose the right apples”, Eve always said.
Right now everyone’s really uptight about being an American. But just remember, the Founding Fathers were switched-on occult freaks. So at the end of the day, everyone’s an American from sea to shining sea.
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