We at Pft! understand that the best way to read The Diary of Anne Frank is to eat it in liquid form on a sugar cube dissolving in a delicious cup of Folger’s Coffee after a delicious Swanson Hungry Man Reality TV Dinner.

Annie Frankincense made the scene a long time ago but God Freaks are just starting to pick up on her Six-Pointed Star radiance. She wants us to get it together like she did when she lit that solid Upstairs/Downstairs candle that she got from the Union Organizer of Opposites who stood on the street corner screaming,

“It’s free…if you want it!” 

Do you know why Anne is smiling?

Art by Whale Song Partridge 

Scripture by The Partridge in the Pear Tree 

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