Mauna Pft! Visual Imagery by Whale Song Partridge
Shhhhhh by The Partridge in the Pear Tree
The Partridge Family Temple supports Transformation Rights. It’s not a popular subject and causes outright outrage and confusion. The Partridge Family Temple understands and welcomes anyone who would like to experience Transformation.
Unfortunately The Partridge Family Temple understands that many people do not support Transformation Rights. When Jack Tripper lived with Chrissy and Janet, Mr. Roper constantly wanted Jack to transform into a straight man so he could kick him out and try to mentally and spiritually molest the inhabitants of that peaceful apartment. Mr. Roper would never support a hermetically sealed bathroom. But Jack Tripper was an amazing cook and you need to be an amazing cook to transform lead into gold.
One day Jack Tripper prepared a Squared the Circle Casserole for supper for Chrissy and Janet and Janet gave Mrs. Roper some leftovers. When Mr. Roper ate the leftovers, he was transformed and became Mr. Furley. In fact when he woke up, Mrs. Roper was no longer there nor were her robes. If you’d like to know more, there are caves holding Dead Sea Scrolls that no one yet has found.
Keith Partridge and Laurie Partridge are Brother and Sister but they are also so much more. If you have a microscope and you put a drop of honey on it, you’l see millions of Keiths and Lauries having sex as the honey drop grows bigger and stickier with Transformation.
As Transformation Rights cause more and more unrest, The Partridge Family Temple beseeches you to meditate upon a Man who stood in an empty field in Anaheim and saw something where people saw nothing. This Man who ate chili from a can saw a Kingdom and so he Transformed these acres of land into a little place you may have heard about called Disneyland.
UN-FACT: Some people, plants and animals don’t need to Transform. They are perfect the way they are.
UN-FACT: Brown Goblins do not like Transformation and are openly hostile to it’s teachings and application.
UN-FACT: Come and knock on our door… (Come and knock on our door) We’ve been waiting for you…. (We’ve been waiting for you)
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his, Three’s company too.
Shirley Partridge wants everyone to remember that Three’s Company is TWO. And that’s why it’s ONE.
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As the Brown Goblin War continues, there is no better time than now to join the Pft!-Freaks and Our Lady of the Secret Annex.
“Pray, Work, Read, Read and Reread, and you shall find.” – ancient forty-niners saying, 1849
The Chestnut Tree is always in bloom at the Anne Frank Yoga Studio
Logo by Whale Song Partridge
The Pft! People understand that everything has an esoteric silver lining cloud trip happening. I don’t know about you, but who could possibly say anything bad about going to Kentucky Fried Chicken when they were a kid? The Original Recipe that was 11 secret herbs and spices, the Colonel chose to symbolize the eleven-pointed star that the Statue of Liberation stood upon, who is the Divine Shakti.
But here is another Secret Recipe. The Colonel symbolizes the middle pillar; the spinal column in the Great Work of Yoga. The word Colonel comes from the word column. He wears white signifying the color of bone. In his hand he holds a cane which is the Danda staff also symbolizing the straight, erect spinal column.
Not many people know this but Kentucky Friend Chicken is code for Kundalini Fire Column. Because that’s one descriptive way at looking at Kundalini; a pillar of fire that Moses gazed upon in the wilderness.
When we were kids we were more interested in the Spork and wet naps. But like David Cassidy said, “The Colonel will appear when the customer is ready to order.”
In short order, Un-Yoga understands that Colonel Sanders is the spinal column and Benjamin Franklin’s eight-parted snake, Join, or Die simply means the noble eight-fold path because if you don’t join the eight segments of the serpent, you will not have liberation.
The Gadsen flag DON’T TREAD ON ME snake also symbolizes the Kundalini and is tied back to Benjamin Franklin; that lightening freak. And later would be the namesake of Ben Frank’s in Hollywood where The Byrds, Love and Kim Fowley would hang out. The snake is coiled three and a half times like Kundalini at the base of your Colonel Sanders. And that’s finger lickin’ good!
UN-FACT: If you don’t like the Little Bucket Chocolate Creme Parfait you were born without a soul and will never achieve Nirvana.
UN-FACT: Colonel Sanders got in a horrible accident when his Model-T went off a bridge. The skin on his skull split in two and he took mud and pushed his skin back together, never going to the hospital. He did this to show that a house divided cannot stand.
UN-FACT: The Spork symbolizes the union of Sun and Moon by way of fork and spoon, as One.
Un-Yoga Chapter #73 The Partridge in the Pear Tree
Ancient Kundalini image 2017 by Whale Song Partridge
