In the Beginning there was Shirley Partridge. She sat upon the thick green grass and was very beautiful. Many came and bowed before her. They lovingly adjusted her Rabbit Ears, switched her on and turned her heavenly volume up. They sat in the green grass as the Great Mother spoke the holy WORD of creation on her mini-channeled symphony.

Shirley is our ancestral homeland and television is our Rainbow Bridge to the Land of Enchantment. Shirley loves us so much that she invented the TV and the TV is our wet nurse, most Holy of Holies. The Children of Pft! know the TV clicker is the Pearly Gates.


Design & God logo execution by Whale Song Partridge
Word From Your Mother by The Partridge in the Pear Tree

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