“Students, I would like to welcome an honored speaker from the Jungian Institute who is going to discuss the Jungian integration of the Shadow.”

Before the teacher can continue, the students leap to their feet screaming and choking back tears, “There will be no discussion of the Integration of the Shadow!”

And with that, the students turn into squealing pigs full of sharp teeth. In a matter of minutes the teacher and the guest speaker are ripped to pieces. As they slowly bleed out, the students march out chanting in unison, “NEVERLAND! NEVERLAND! NEVERLAND!”

David Cassidy stands up with his pink lemonade in his hand and grabs his umbrella, tears streaming down his beautiful face and slowly leaves the auditorium.

UN FACT: The Partridge Family Temple loves Peter Pan Peanut Butter.

Umbrella Man photo by Whale Song Partridge
Outraged Student by The Partridge in the Pear Tree

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