THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF KEITH!

Do you like Fun? Do you like t-shirts? Is David Cassidy your bag?

Then do we have some groovy gear for you!

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Be the first Partridge Freak on your block to score this new Partridge Family Temple t-shirt.

Choose your size & color: 

#1 Pink/Yellow

#2 Orange/Yellow

#3 Lime Green/Yellow

#4 Pink/Orange

T-shirts cost Thirty-Five slices of Wonder Bread plus $5.00 S&H

Please send payment via Paypal: funisthelaw@hotmail.com

 

What You See Is What You Get!

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 There are many snapshots of God. This was taken in the early 70’s, photographer unknown. On the back of the picture he wrote, “God is both male and female. God is Black like Osiris and Kali. The dual nature of God to the ancients was a Black man dressed in mod Carnaby gear. Some called him Flip because God would flip a coin representing the Two in One. 

The female goddess Geraldine dressed in with-it psychedelic fashion who’s catch-phrase was, “What you see is what you get”. Early Egyptologists have deciphered this as meaning. Some seek Truth. Some seek falsehood. 

The Uncle Walt Magic Kingdom Band Lies Within You

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We went up to Seattle a few weeks ago to visit Bobby Sherman. While we were there we recorded a little Jihad Jingle Jangle.

The All Is Flowing Family Of God branch of The Partridge Family Temple cast members were:

Chris Cool (Imagineer Engineer)

Bubblegum Partridge (Wooden Guitar and Sing-Song)

Lava (Mouth Made of Sound)

K is for Kaleidoscope Partridge (Chirp, Chirp)

The Partridge in the Pear Tree (Part-Time Employee of God)

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The Uncle Walt Magic Kingdom Band Lies Within You

!!! TV GOD POWER !!!

1003253_10151476411630248_2133122572_nWhen we watched the season finale of Mad Men Season 6 last Sunday, I did something I can’t believe I’ve never done before. I looked at Kaleidoscope and before we started the episode I said, “Let’s say grace.”
And so I said, “Thank you, God for creating Matt Weiner and all the wonderful writers and design people on the show. And thanks for creating the wonderful actors who played those wonderful roles.”

We say grace at dinner. And for years I’ve left flower offerings to the TV. From now on, when we get ready to watch a any new TV show, we will thank God for the writers, prop people, set designers, the TV station that provides us with the glorious entertainment.

And at the end of the day what do you remember more? The fried chicken and whipped potatoes? Or when Adriana was wacked on Soprano’s? Or what about that sockeye salmon that was on sale? Mmmm, wasn’t that good? Does it really compare to the “Chuckles the Clown” episode on the Mary Tyler Moore show?

So next time you close your eyes and fold your hands over your vegan salisbury steak with quinoa and glass of Almond Milk, just ask yourself, “Is this going to taste as good as the Family Ties episode where Michael P. Keaton gets addicted to pep pills and digs holes in the backyard?

I don’t thing so.