DANNY CATCHES THE UN

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One evening, Shirley was making macaroni and cheese for everyone’s dinner. They had just finished band practice when the sun went down and it became too dark to see outside. Danny was getting more and more irritated as his bedtime approached. After finishing the last bite of his meal he stood up at the dinner table.

“Every day we have to rush to do our chores, finish our homework and have band practice— all before the sun sets,” he said. “Why should we be slaves to the sun? I’m going to catch the sun before he rises and teach him to be a little more respectful!”

But Keith was quick to criticize, not believing Danny could possibly pull off such a feat.
“It would be impossible to catch the sun, he’s much bigger than you! And smarter too!”

“The heat and flames would burn you to death, Danny,” Shirley said.

“I think he’s got sunstroke,” Laurie added, and they all laughed.

“Hey – I’ve done a lot of things that people thought were impossible,” Danny said angrily, “and I will conquer the sun!”

The next day Danny rummaged through the garage until he found some rope, which he planned to use to ensnare the sun. When the evening arrived, he grabbed the rope and walked towards the east where the sun rises first. He dug a hole among the roots of a tree and hid.

The first ray of light, the first leg of the sun, soon began to appear in the sky. Danny threw his rope and caught it. One by one the legs of the sun rose into the sky and were caught by the rope.
When the sun saw that all of his legs were trapped, he tried to lower himself again. Danny quickly tied the rope to the tree and pulled until the body of the sun came back up again.
Danny reached into the hole he had dug beneath the tree and pulled out an ax. He began to viciously strike the sun until he was coated in blood.
“Give me my life,” the sun begged.

“If you live, you may be a traitor,” Danny shouted, “It would be better just to kill you!”

But the sun continued to plead for his life. He asked Danny if they could please discuss the situation.
After talking for a while, the two agreed that there should be a regular motion to the sun’s journey. Danny would allow the sun to live as long as he was able to make the days longer. They decided that half of the time the sun could go down quickly, as he now does in the winter — but during the other half he must move slowly, as he now does in the summer.
The days became longer thanks to Danny, he had succeeded in taming the sun. From that day on, the sun has always kept his word and traveled slower across the sky.

A traditional Hawaiian tale

Artwork by Whale Song Partridge

Point me in the Direction of Androgyny

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You know you’re on the right-on path to Albuquerque when David Cassidy comes to you in a vision looking like his authentic self. 
The Moon reflects the Fun!

Hatched From a Boulder 1970


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How many times have you come home and seen a fairy princess sleeping under a tree?

And try as you may it seems kisses don’t seem to wake her up.

What can you do?

What you can do is re-watch Snow White & the Seven Dwarves, Sleeping Beauty & Cinderella

But do it in the Flower Power Position.

Symbiosis is the idea of like two different organisms working together in the Land of Opposites Commune.

If you want to join the Shirley Liberation Army than you better find a fairy princess sleeping under a Christmas Tree because

Would you like Shirley to pour you a nice glass of Moksha?

Artwork by Whale Song Partridge

Scripture by The Partridge in the Pear Tree 

PEARS OF WISDOM

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One rainy afternoon, Shirley decided to go to the supermarket for baking supplies. She was in the mood for a nice cobbler but didn’t have any pears on hand. She approached the store and noticed a fruit stand set up outside.

After scanning the seller’s pear selection, she began to frown. The fruit itself seemed perfect, appearing sweet and juicy, but the price was almost double what she would normally pay. She asked if she would be able to taste one to see if they were indeed worthy of such a high price. The fruit seller tried to brush off Shirley’s question but she stood fast. Very quickly, the street vendor lost his patience and began to throw harsh words at the mother of five.

“Your stand has hundreds of pears,“ Shirley responded; “I simply asked to taste one. To you, this would hardly be considered a loss.”

But the fruit seller only grew more irritated and continued to yell at Shirley.

People nearby began gathering around the scene. Some of them suggested that the fruit seller simply let Shirley have one of his less exquisite pears to try. But the fruit seller was not budging. Eventually, one of the bystanders – unable to tolerate the yelling anymore – stepped forward. He purchased a pear with his own money and offered it to Shirley.

Shirley accepted the gift and thanked the bystander dearly. She then turned to the crowd and said, “We who live for joy have a tough time understanding the negative actions of others. I would now like to offer some of these delicious pears to everyone here!”

“If you have pears,” asked someone from the crowd, “then why did you not eat those?”

“Because I need a pit to grow them first!” Shirley answered. She quickly devoured the pear, one juicy bite after another, until only the core remained. She then pulled a tiny gardening pick from her purse. With it, she dug a small hole, planted the pear core, and buried the hole once again.

She then asked for a crisp 7-Up to moisten the earth. One of the onlookers quickly dashed into the supermarket and grabbed a bottle. He offered the 7-Up to Shirley and she thanked him.

Shirley poured the soda over the ground where the pear core was buried. To everyone’s surprise, a sprout shot out of the ground. As she poured more 7-Up, it grew taller and thicker until it became a full-size tree. Leaves sprang from its branches, and then they flowered. Bulbs then began to grow from those flowers and very soon, the tree was full of juicy-looking pears.

Shirley plucked the pears one by one and offered them to the crowd. Soon, the tree was bare once more. Everyone enjoyed the delicious magic pears. Then with her pick, Shirley began hacking away at the tree until it fell. She swung the tree over her shoulder– branches, leaves and all – and walked quietly away from the crowd, turning at a street corner.

The fruit seller, who was marveling at the whole spectacle, had neglected to watch his stand during all of the commotion. After Shirley had left, he returned to his stand. To his surprise, he found that all of his pears were gone. The pears that Shirley had freely given away were actually his own!

Enraged, he ran as fast as he could into the street that Shirley had disappeared down. But as he turned at the corner, there was no trace of the mother of five. Only a freshly discarded pear core laying in a puddle.

-A traditional Chinese parable