• Mother Shirley knows that if her children want to grow up groovy and strong, they all have to suckle from her sweet and sour milk trip. If you [...]

  Boob Tube

  July 31, 2016
• Mother’s Day is the day you remember what your mother is made out of. The pear tree that grows in the Un-Garden with leaves soon to [...]

  Shirley Power

  June 10, 2016
• One rainy afternoon, Shirley decided to go to the supermarket for baking supplies. She was in the mood for a nice cobbler but didn’t have any [...]

  PEARS OF WISDOM

  November 4, 2015
•   THERE IS NO DEBATE. GOD IS WITH US; SHE IS OUR LEADER. (Artwork by Whale Song Partridge)

  TV is the only Candidate who won’t lie to You

  October 25, 2015