{"id":784,"date":"2014-07-24T06:44:30","date_gmt":"2014-07-24T06:44:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/?p=784"},"modified":"2014-07-24T06:44:30","modified_gmt":"2014-07-24T06:44:30","slug":"handbill-of-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/2014\/07\/24\/handbill-of-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Handbill of God&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Dear Kitty,<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">This afternoon I slipped outside my window and scampered down the Chestnut Tree. It was late and I hid in the shadows. Finally, I arrived at the door of an old brewery. I knocked and when the door was opened, loud music assaulted me. I gave them the password and was in, in stamp-licking time.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">The entire basement of the brewery had strange gel-like lights flowing and pulsating. The music was coming from a small stage at the back of the room. I scurried to the front and was dumbfounded to see a little blonde girl wearing a tiara and a blind and deaf girl playing a sitar.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">The little blonde girl had a miniature guitar. But what surprised me the most, was their drummer was a Brown Goblin. And I have to say, it was probably the best drumming I&#8217;d ever heard.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/181847_412301078815273_223429191_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-785\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/181847_412301078815273_223429191_n.jpg\" alt=\"181847_412301078815273_223429191_n\" width=\"387\" height=\"401\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/181847_412301078815273_223429191_n.jpg 387w, https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/181847_412301078815273_223429191_n-289x300.jpg 289w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 387px) 100vw, 387px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Kitty, This afternoon I slipped outside my window and scampered down the Chestnut Tree. 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