{"id":1863,"date":"2018-06-13T07:21:37","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T07:21:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/?p=1863"},"modified":"2018-06-13T07:22:11","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T07:22:11","slug":"womanizer-power","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/2018\/06\/13\/womanizer-power\/","title":{"rendered":"Womanizer Power!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Partridge Family Temple practices Un-Yoga which is just a new-and-improved name for Kundalini Yoga. And nothing says Serpent Power like Britney Spears. So next time you hit the yoga mat or be up in the club, get high on America\u2019s #1 Bubblegum Princess or Shakti and meditate upon this spiritually-charged Britney Spears of Destiny image!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Watch me move when I lose, when I lose it hard<\/strong>
\nGet you off with the touch, dancin’ in the dark
\nYou notice what I’m wearin’, I’m noticin’ you starin’
\nYou know that I can take it to the next level, baby
\nHotter than the A-list, next one on my hit list
\nBaby, let me blow your mind tonight<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh<\/strong>
\nWoah oh oh oh oh oh oh<\/strong>
\nWoah oh oh oh oh oh oh<\/strong>
\nWoah oh oh oh oh oh oh<\/strong><\/p>\n

Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh<\/strong>
\nWoah oh oh oh oh oh oh<\/strong>
\nWoah oh oh oh oh oh oh<\/strong>
\nWoah oh oh oh oh oh oh<\/strong><\/p>\n

UN-FACT: Britney Spears dated Justin Timberlake who sang a hit song, \u201cCry Me a River\u201d. The river he\u2019s talking about is the ancient Saraswati River.<\/strong><\/p>\n

UN-FACT: When you practice Un-Yoga, remember that Britney\u2019s last name is another way of saying \u201cdanda staff\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pft! Yantra by Whale Song Partridge<\/strong>
\nBlow By Blow by The Partridge in the Pear Tree<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

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The Partridge Family Temple practices Un-Yoga which is just a new-and-improved name for Kundalini Yoga. And nothing says Serpent Power like Britney Spears. So next time you hit the yoga mat or be up in the club, get high on America\u2019s #1 Bubblegum Princess or Shakti and meditate upon this spiritually-charged Britney Spears of Destiny […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[101,105,113,111,108,109,103,107,112,110,104,106,60,77,102],"class_list":["post-1863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anne-will-set-you-frank","tag-britney-spears","tag-bubblegum","tag-club","tag-danda-staff","tag-destiny","tag-justin-timberlake","tag-kundalini","tag-meditation","tag-princess","tag-saraswati","tag-serpent-power","tag-shakti","tag-the-partridge-family","tag-the-partridge-family-temple","tag-yoga"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2wBFt-u3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1863"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1866,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1863\/revisions\/1866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}