The Partridge Family Temple is currently working on a delightful bag of new-and-improved, Yoga Sessions. I’m sure you’re already familiar with Secret Annex Yoga.
The Great Divine Mother is a super-charged God Power Freak, which dwells inside your own Inner Pad. Y0u just gotta wake Her up. And She will blow your mind with the best breakfast that you ever had.
Let’s begin: You can use a yoga mat. You can use a Grand Union Supermarket paper bag. You can sit outside. You can sit on a rug, as long as it is made out of multi-colors of comfortable.
The first Flower of Power is at the Base of your Spine. It is symbolized by Simone the dog. “Listen, listen…” You do. And all of a sudden you see…
The second Flower of Power, which is a freckled-faced red-head with an emerald tambourine the vibrates and shakes the purple cymbals. She smells like crayons and finger paint. She takes out her coloring book and a yellow and brown crayon and draws…
The third Flower of Power. A blonde-haired, cheerful cheek boy and a rambunctious, brown-haired buck-toothed boy are both playing the same drum, which sounds dreadful. All of a sudden, an orange flame freckled with fire consumes the drummers and then there is One, perfect drum beat and…
The fourth Flower of Power is standing before you. The entire fire department shows up and when they see who it is, they laugh and scream how funny asking if he could introduce them to…
The fifth Flower of Power. You’re in a meadow. Green, with morning dew. The dew is made of honey and it drips from the Honeycomb Hideout. Dancing before you, is a beautiful teenager, with her long, brown hair parted in the middle. She slowly dances She picks a flower and hands it to you. She smiles. You pick up the flower and it turns into…
The sixth Flower of Power. Standing before you is a naked youth, with brown, feathered hair. He wears multi-colored fun beads. He’s hung like the donkey that carried Christ into Bethlehem. David Cassidy is dead. Long live Keith Partridge!
The seventh Flower of Power is a beautiful, naked woman with a blonde shag. She’s floating on a lotus, made completely out of honey which has turned to light. She smiles and pulls out a Light Bright and sings with the others. “Light bright, making things with light. Light bright, making things with light.”
When you look at what she’s made, it’s a CBS Eye with every color in the Light Bright universe. Even the Light Bright pegs you’ve never seen. God’s Head Up, 7-Up!
Just remember, Children of the Fun, the Matter Machine has Seven Bus Stops. And Shirley is driving that bus. Destination: The Land of Enchantment!
