{"id":863,"date":"2015-02-03T07:39:56","date_gmt":"2015-02-03T07:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/?p=863"},"modified":"2016-07-31T01:27:11","modified_gmt":"2016-07-31T01:27:11","slug":"if-you-see-the-buddha-on-the-road-eat-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/2015\/02\/03\/if-you-see-the-buddha-on-the-road-eat-him\/","title":{"rendered":"IF YOU SEE THE BUDDHA ON THE ROAD EAT HIM!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\">Looks like Shirley planted a God tree. A delightful, ingenious, pleasant, kind Chinese man with a Ho! Ho! Ho!\u00a0Green Giant thumb figured out how to mold the pear into the wide-awake Buddha freak we all know and love.<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Free-shipping-10pc-packRare-Baby-Ginseng-Fruit-pear-seeds-Bonsai-Ornamental-funny-herb-tree-seeds-sapodilla-620x.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-864\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Free-shipping-10pc-packRare-Baby-Ginseng-Fruit-pear-seeds-Bonsai-Ornamental-funny-herb-tree-seeds-sapodilla-620x.jpg\" alt=\"Free-shipping-10pc-packRare-Baby-Ginseng-Fruit-pear-seeds-Bonsai-Ornamental-funny-herb-tree-seeds-sapodilla-620x\" width=\"650\" height=\"621\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Free-shipping-10pc-packRare-Baby-Ginseng-Fruit-pear-seeds-Bonsai-Ornamental-funny-herb-tree-seeds-sapodilla-620x.jpg 650w, http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Free-shipping-10pc-packRare-Baby-Ginseng-Fruit-pear-seeds-Bonsai-Ornamental-funny-herb-tree-seeds-sapodilla-620x-300x287.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like Shirley planted a God tree. A delightful, ingenious, pleasant, kind Chinese man with a Ho! Ho! Ho!\u00a0Green Giant thumb figured out how to mold the pear into the wide-awake Buddha freak we all know and love.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lookin-for-god-in-all-the-right-on-places"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2wBFt-dV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=863"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1141,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863\/revisions\/1141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}