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Danny sits in the corner reading Mad Magazine, but not really. Shirley made a bundt cake with butterbrickle frosting. It didn\u2019t really help and only Reuben ate a slice and even then he didn\u2019t finish it. Christopher stares out the window at the rain that never seems to stop. They were all stuck inside. Usually rainy days were fun, especially when your mother was the Creator of the Universe.<\/strong><\/p>\n But this time it was different. Keith wasn\u2019t there to try out a new song or ask Laurie\u00a0what a good organ fill would be. Most obviously missing was Danny and Keith\u2019s banter back and forth. Shirley sadly whips the potatoes as she remembers how Danny and Keith would mercilessly go back and forth with each other until she felt she had reached the breaking point.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n And now she misses it. What she would give to see Keith smash his acoustic guitar on Danny\u2019s head, causing him to scream and fall on the carpet, staining it with his freckled blood. Christopher keeps staring out the window as the rain falls. Laurie hasn\u2019t left her bedroom but just keeps writing \u201cI Can Feel Your Heartbeat\u201d on her fogged up window, as tears spill down onto her David Cassidy pillowcase.<\/strong><\/p>\n Tracy is in a cold tunnel. She can hardly find her way and keeps stubbing her toes and falling on her knees. She cries for her mother but her voice just echoes off the tunnel walls. And then she sees a rabbit with beautiful, fluffy yellow fur and bright, orange glowing eyes. It starts to hop away and Tracy follows as best as she can, hoping that the rabbit will lead her out of the gray, cold tunnel. 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\nsomething. At first she thinks it\u2019s a raisin and she\u2019s hungry. But then she holds it to her nose and realizes it\u2019s bunny droppings. She smiles in the dark with understanding and slowly, carefully makes her way along the tunnel floor, her fingers searching for more fertility feces.<\/strong><\/p>\n