{"id":1773,"date":"2017-09-14T23:33:49","date_gmt":"2017-09-14T23:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/?p=1773"},"modified":"2017-09-15T00:27:12","modified_gmt":"2017-09-15T00:27:12","slug":"1773","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/2017\/09\/14\/1773\/","title":{"rendered":"Integration of the Umbrella, Man!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1774\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/21150254_1738658432810943_2106251734143906779_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"656\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/21150254_1738658432810943_2106251734143906779_n.jpg 656w, http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/21150254_1738658432810943_2106251734143906779_n-205x300.jpg 205w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/h4>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201cStudents, I would like to welcome an honored speaker from the Jungian Institute who is going to discuss the Jungian integration of the Shadow.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Before the teacher can continue, the students leap to their feet screaming and choking back tears, \u201cThere will be no discussion of the Integration of the Shadow!\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And with that, the students turn into squealing pigs full of sharp teeth. In a matter of m<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">inutes the teacher and the guest speaker are ripped to pieces. As they slowly bleed out, the students march out chanting in unison, &#8220;NEVERLAND! NEVERLAND! NEVERLAND!&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">David Cassidy stands up with his pink lemonade in his hand and grabs his umbrella, tears streaming down his beautiful face and slowly leaves the auditorium.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">UN FACT: The Partridge Family Temple loves Peter Pan Peanut Butter.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Umbrella Man photo by Whale Song Partridge<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Outraged Student by The Partridge in the Pear Tree<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cStudents, I would like to welcome an honored speaker from the Jungian Institute who is going to discuss the Jungian integration of the Shadow.\u201d Before the teacher can continue, the students leap to their feet screaming and choking back tears, \u201cThere will be no discussion of the Integration of the Shadow!\u201d And with that, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10,22],"tags":[58,62,57,64,61,60,59,63],"class_list":["post-1773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-keith","category-umbrella-man-do-you-understand","tag-carl-jung","tag-david-cassidy","tag-keith-partridge","tag-outraged","tag-student-protesters","tag-the-partridge-family","tag-the-shadow","tag-umbrella"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2wBFt-1773","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1773"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1778,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773\/revisions\/1778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}