{"id":1419,"date":"2016-11-03T06:20:31","date_gmt":"2016-11-03T06:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/?p=1419"},"modified":"2016-11-08T23:28:06","modified_gmt":"2016-11-08T23:28:06","slug":"cmob-get-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/2016\/11\/03\/cmob-get-happy\/","title":{"rendered":"C’Mob Get Happy!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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FBI: How long have you been a member of The Partridge Family Temple?<\/strong><\/span>
\nPft!: Me? I already told you. The Partridge Family Temple doesn\u2019t exist. It\u2019s a figment of your imagination.<\/strong><\/span>
\nFBI: What about The All is Flowing Family of God?<\/strong><\/span>
\nPft!: Like I said. Doesn\u2019t exist. Partridge Family Temple, All is Flowing Family of God\u2026you\u2019re barking up the wrong chestnut tree.<\/strong><\/span>
\nFBI: We\u2019ve done wire taps. We\u2019ve listened to the phone calls. We\u2019ve seen the propaganda that Whale Song Partridge designs. You\u2019re saying that\u2019s a figment of our imagination?<\/strong><\/span>
\nPft!: With all due respect, maybe you wire-tapped a Brown Goblin cave.<\/strong><\/span>
\nFBI: Very funny. Now that you\u2019ve brought it up, let\u2019s talk about Brown Goblins.<\/strong><\/span>
\nPft!: I\u2019d rather not.<\/strong><\/span>
\nFBI: Why not?<\/strong><\/span>
\nPft!: Because it\u2019s not fun talking about uptight squares. After all, I\u2019m already talking to one.<\/strong><\/span>
\nFBI: You\u2019re just making this hard on yourself. You can take your jabs, your cheap shots\u2026but we know The All is Flowing Family of God branch of The Partridge Family Temple does exist and is trying to spread the Gospel of TV God Power.<\/strong><\/span>
\nPft!: TV God Power? Hey, I like TV like anyone else but now I\u2019m wondering if you\u2019re a figment of my imagination. Maybe you\u2019re a Brown Goblin.<\/strong><\/span>
\nFBI: Maybe you\u2019re a Brown Goblin.<\/strong><\/span>
\nPft!: Oh, I know I\u2019m a Brown Goblin. Everyone you meet is a Brown Goblin. But that\u2019s the thing. How long you gonna be a Brown Goblin?<\/strong><\/span>
\nFBI: What to you mean? How long are you going to be a Brown Goblin? You messing with us?<\/strong><\/span>
\nPft!: Nah. I have nothing to do with your figment of your imagination. That\u2019s all you. I wish I could help. I\u2019m a very helpful person.<\/strong><\/span>
\nFBI: We know you exist. We\u2019ve been wire-tapping you since the Summer of 1988 and we have quite the dossier. We\u2019re going to put the screws to you. Shut your whole God-Freak trip down.<\/strong><\/span>
\nPft!: Go ahead! Like to see you shut down something that doesn\u2019t exist.<\/strong><\/span>
\nFBI: I\u2019ll let you listen to a wire tap we recorded a few years ago by someone with the code name Tony the Tiger. Apparently he was obsessed with Kellogg\u2019s cereal which to be honest with you seems a little strange.<\/strong><\/span>
\n(recording) \u201cThis is gonna sound stupid, but I saw at one point that our mothers are… bus drivers. No, they are the bus. See, they’re the vehicle that gets us here. They drop us off and go on their way. They continue on their journey. And the problem is that we keep tryin’ to get back on the bus, instead of just lettin’ it go.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nFBI: What does that mean? I can\u2019t get it out of my mind. I don\u2019t know if it\u2019s gibberish or\u2026<\/strong><\/span>
\nPft!: Oh, he\u2019s talking about Shirley Partridge! She\u2019s the Great Mother who we all serve. We\u2019d all take a bullet in the back of the head for her. In fact, she has a bullet for all of us with our names on it and we look forward to taking that bullet \u2018cause we don\u2019t fear death anymore. \u2018Cause death is just another way of saying \u201cgood morning\u201d as you grab the newspaper and drink your cup of coffee.<\/strong><\/span>
\nFBI: So I have you on record saying The Partridge Family Temple is in fact a real organization?<\/strong><\/span>
\nPft!: Of course. This far-out thing of ours has always existed and will always exist. But some people will never get their button.<\/strong><\/span>
\nFBI: What does that mean?<\/strong><\/span>
\nPft!: Hey! I\u2019m thirsty. What\u2019s it take to get a 7-Up in here?<\/strong><\/span>
\nEvidence: Whale Song Partridge<\/strong><\/span>
\nTranscript: The Partridge in the Pear Tree<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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