{"id":1363,"date":"2016-09-14T02:52:57","date_gmt":"2016-09-14T02:52:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/?p=1363"},"modified":"2016-09-14T05:30:24","modified_gmt":"2016-09-14T05:30:24","slug":"the-consumer-of-god-is-always-right-on-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/2016\/09\/14\/the-consumer-of-god-is-always-right-on-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Consumer of God is Always Right-On!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"color: #339966;\">The Partridge Family Temple is pleased to announce a brand-new Pft! holiday. It\u2019s called Black Friday and takes place the day after Thanksgiving. We at the Temple understand that God is the ultimate consumer. In a sense the Universe is like a gigantic Walmart and God just can\u2019t wait to consume all that stuff. We also understand that we were created in God\u2019s image which means we are all little consumers. Here today, gone tomorrow. And you know what? God\u2019s gonna stock those shelves again. Maybe it won\u2019t be a dodo bird. Maybe even something way better than a dodo bird.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tumblr_nycsjodLjf1ucxsqzo1_1280.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1364\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tumblr_nycsjodLjf1ucxsqzo1_1280.jpg\" alt=\"tumblr_nycsjodljf1ucxsqzo1_1280\" width=\"978\" height=\"1415\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tumblr_nycsjodLjf1ucxsqzo1_1280.jpg 978w, http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tumblr_nycsjodLjf1ucxsqzo1_1280-207x300.jpg 207w, http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tumblr_nycsjodLjf1ucxsqzo1_1280-768x1111.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tumblr_nycsjodLjf1ucxsqzo1_1280-708x1024.jpg 708w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 978px) 100vw, 978px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><b>When you think of Black Friday just think BLACK as in the Black Arts, Black Mother Kali, Richard Pryor, the Black Madonna and her puka shell-wearing Son Freak and the Nigredo. Then you have to think about FRIDAY. You got your German freak Frigg and the in-crowd hangout TGI Fridays, then of course sweet, sweet Venus. Now you dig, these are just groovy incarnations of Shirley Partridge. So starting tomorrow set your alarm clocks for All Consuming God Fun! <\/b><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #339966;\">Artwork by Whale Song Partridge; Scripture by The Partridge in the Pear Tree<\/span><\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Partridge Family Temple is pleased to announce a brand-new Pft! holiday. It\u2019s called Black Friday and takes place the day after Thanksgiving. We at the Temple understand that God is the ultimate consumer. In a sense the Universe is like a gigantic Walmart and God just can\u2019t wait to consume all that stuff. 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