{"id":1239,"date":"2016-08-28T02:05:36","date_gmt":"2016-08-28T02:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/?p=1239"},"modified":"2017-01-20T02:57:07","modified_gmt":"2017-01-20T02:57:07","slug":"the-secret-of-the-golden-arches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/2016\/08\/28\/the-secret-of-the-golden-arches\/","title":{"rendered":"The Secret of the Golden Arches"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><span style=\"color: #17202a;\"><strong>\u201cHey, man. Look at this Big Brother and the Holding Company poster. That would look really boss under a black light.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #17202a;\"><strong>Sally turns and smiles, \u201cYeah. Or what about that poster of that purple and blue cat\u2026oh, wait a second\u2026oh, wait! Hey, check out this poster of a man eating a hamburger.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #17202a;\"><strong>Donny turns around and says, \u201cWow! What\u2019s it say?\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #17202a;\">Sally squints and reads out loud, \u201cRemember, the burger is not cooked until both sides are done.\u201d<\/span><\/h4>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/12814560_1187449541265171_6781247252849679477_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1240\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/12814560_1187449541265171_6781247252849679477_n.jpg\" alt=\"12814560_1187449541265171_6781247252849679477_n\" width=\"255\" height=\"395\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/12814560_1187449541265171_6781247252849679477_n.jpg 255w, http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/12814560_1187449541265171_6781247252849679477_n-194x300.jpg 194w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 255px) 100vw, 255px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #17202a;\"><strong><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">Donny nods his head and says, \u201cMan, that\u2019s really heavy. Who said that?\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #17202a;\">A man with thick, black hair and a beard wearing all denim turns around and says, \u201cHey, man. That\u2019s Sri Kroc. Have you cats read \u201cThe Secret of the Golden Arches\u201d? It\u2019s fantastic, man. Really, really fantastic. You should buy that poster and I think they\u2019ve got the book here, too. Really good stuff.\u201d<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #17202a;\">Later Sally and Donny stare at the poster hanging on the wall. The pink candle slowly melting throws beautiful shadows. In the corner Chocolate George starts crying. He wipes the snot from his nose and says, \u201cMan, I really love the thousand sun franchise of God.\u201d<\/span><\/h4>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #17202a;\">Pft! poster by Pika Partridge<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #17202a;\"> Slang by Shaunald McDonald<\/span><\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cHey, man. Look at this Big Brother and the Holding Company poster. That would look really boss under a black light.\u201d Sally turns and smiles, \u201cYeah. Or what about that poster of that purple and blue cat\u2026oh, wait a second\u2026oh, wait! Hey, check out this poster of a man eating a hamburger.\u201d Donny turns around [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-seven-rays-of-kroc"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2wBFt-jZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1239"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1522,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239\/revisions\/1522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}