{"id":1064,"date":"2016-03-17T07:13:08","date_gmt":"2016-03-17T07:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/?p=1064"},"modified":"2017-01-20T03:08:21","modified_gmt":"2017-01-20T03:08:21","slug":"god-is-a-dark-ride-are-you-tall-enough-to-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/2016\/03\/17\/god-is-a-dark-ride-are-you-tall-enough-to-ride\/","title":{"rendered":"God is a Dark Ride: Are you tall enough to ride?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12593698_10153280988560248_4782187288704111258_o.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1065\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1065\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12593698_10153280988560248_4782187288704111258_o.jpg\" alt=\"12593698_10153280988560248_4782187288704111258_o\" width=\"960\" height=\"1200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12593698_10153280988560248_4782187288704111258_o.jpg 960w, http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12593698_10153280988560248_4782187288704111258_o-240x300.jpg 240w, http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12593698_10153280988560248_4782187288704111258_o-768x960.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12593698_10153280988560248_4782187288704111258_o-819x1024.jpg 819w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Tracy Partridge waited in line for many years. She wasn&#8217;t bored because she had become best friends with her Dole Whip pineapple treat. Finally she got to the front of the line. The Imagineers asked her if she was tall enough to ride enlightenment. Tracy smiled, took out her tambourine, shook it against her leg and said, &#8220;The Magic Kingdom of God is within you.&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">P<\/span><span style=\"color: #660099;\">f<\/span><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">t<\/span><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">!<\/span> <span style=\"color: #660099;\">advertisement by:<\/span> Whale Song Partridge<\/span><\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><span style=\"color: #660099;\">Monkey See, Monkey Do:<\/span> by Shaun Partridge<\/span><\/strong><\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tracy Partridge waited in line for many years. She wasn&#8217;t bored because she had become best friends with her Dole Whip pineapple treat. Finally she got to the front of the line. The Imagineers asked her if she was tall enough to ride enlightenment. Tracy smiled, took out her tambourine, shook it against her leg [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-magic-kingdom-of-god-lies-within-you"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2wBFt-ha","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1064"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1532,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064\/revisions\/1532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thepartridgefamilytemple.org\/albuquerque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}